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Atheism Sects
05-14-2012, 05:01 PM
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Atheism Sects
I was thinking, since it seems to be a common thought, that all Atheists, believe the same things, and have the exact same thoughts, on all subjects, and anything else, that perhaps we should create some different sects of Atheism.

Like, my would be the BabyRib Atheists. We believe that eating the ribs of an aborted baby to a moral and just act. Since we have a lack of belief in a God, we have no reason to believe that this would be a problem, and since no one wanted the Aborted baby to begin with, we should not waste it.

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05-14-2012, 06:08 PM
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RE: Atheism Sects
The great schism in BabyRib Atheism came when some adherents believed that the proper way to eat aborted baby ribs is to slow cook them in brown gravy while others believed that you should only barbeque the ribs slathered with mesquite sauce.

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05-14-2012, 06:40 PM
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RE: Atheism Sects
And yet another sect believes in pineapple glaze instead of mesquite sauce. There's a major rivalry going on between those two sects.
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05-14-2012, 06:53 PM
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RE: Atheism Sects
Lets not get into the Orgy Sects.....

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05-15-2012, 12:10 AM
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RE: Atheism Sects
(05-14-2012 06:53 PM)EqualAtheist Wrote:  Lets not get into the Orgy Sects.....

Oh no, by all means lets get into the orgy sects...
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05-16-2012, 07:56 PM
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RE: Atheism Sects
I definitely love me some hot sects.

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05-17-2012, 02:27 PM
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RE: Atheism Sects
Me too...I jump around from one to the other every now in then, just to spice things up.

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