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Brother in Law
08-27-2013, 04:29 PM
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Brother in Law
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, 'Do you
have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

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08-27-2013, 04:37 PM
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RE: Brother in Law
Thats absolutely hilarious! Honestly, no offence, I didnt peg you for a sense of humor. You proved me wrong there!

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08-27-2013, 04:38 PM
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(08-27-2013 04:37 PM)Achrelos Wrote:  Thats absolutely hilarious! Honestly, no offence, I didnt peg you for a sense of humor. You proved me wrong there!

I can be funny sometimes.... Big Grin

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08-28-2013, 09:01 AM
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RE: Brother in Law
That's hilarious!!

Kayser can toss out some great one-liners!
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08-29-2013, 12:20 AM
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(08-28-2013 09:01 AM)Alison2 Wrote:  That's hilarious!!

Kayser can toss out some great one-liners!

That's true, some times he sneaks them in when where discussing things. LoL

Also Kayser just in case you did not know.
LoL means "Laughing out Loud" to those of us who text message In America.

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08-29-2013, 12:29 AM
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RE: Brother in Law
I know that as I also know
Brb
L8r
B4

I knew them from my. Son

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08-29-2013, 12:34 AM (This post was last modified: 08-29-2013 12:34 AM by Azrael17.)
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(08-29-2013 12:29 AM)KAYSER Wrote:  I know that as I also know
Brb
L8r
B4

I knew them from my. Son

LoL

I don't know what those three mean and I am not joking.

LoL

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08-29-2013, 01:09 AM
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Be right back
Later
Before

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