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GOD vs. SATAN
05-15-2010, 11:40 PM (This post was last modified: 05-15-2010 11:46 PM by prdamico.)
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GOD vs. SATAN
GOD vs. SATAN
GOD vs. SATAN

GOD :

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Examples_of...ing_people


* here is a few from the above link )

42 youths. They mocked Elisha's bald head. No kidding - God sends bears to maul them to death. 2 Kg.2:23-24. (Important safety tip: When dealing with God's prophets, don't highlight the testosterone design error which has male pattern baldness as a side effect.) See also, Christian morality, Elisha and the bears.
Uzzah. Touching the Ark while trying to prevent it from tipping over. Not specified. 2 Sam.6:6-7. (No good deed goes unpunished.)
Nadab and Abihu, sons of Aaron. Offering strange fire before the Lord. Burnt to death Lev.10:1-3 (God, being a perfectionist, does not tolerate mistakes during rituals.)
Korah, Dathan, Abiram and their respective families (including of course the little children). Claiming to be as holy as Moses and Aaron. The earth opened up and swallowed them - burying them alive. Num.16:27-32
250 Israelites. Followers of Korah. Burnt to death by fire from God. Num.16:35
14,700 Israelites. Complaining about the previous two loving assassinations. Plague Num.16:49 (The management thanks you for your feedback. Now die!)
Undisclosed number of Israelites. Despairing, and complaining about the quality of bread. Being bitten to death by divinely summoned fiery serpents. Num. 21:4-9 (Honestly, wouldn't it be cool just to try this to see it happen? C'mon, I dare ya. . .)
24,000 Israelites Sexual immorality with Moabite women and worshiping Baal. Plague. Num.25:9 (Proving once more that despite God being obviously real and very jealous, Israelites would worship a sandwich if Moses so much as popped out to buy a newspaper.)
Either 70 or 50,070 Israelites (dependent on how the inerrant Bible is translated). Looking in to the Ark of the Covenant (Like the ending of Indiana Jones: Raiders of The Lost Ark). Not specified 1 Sam.6:19

SATAN :

This is the full list of people that were killed by Satan himself, according to the Old and New Testament books of the Bible. He's a long way behind God on this one.

* Job's children and servants (possibly slaves). Satan and God made a bet. God allowed Satan to kill Job's children and servants to test Job in order to see how righteous he was. (So I guess God doesn't come out too well on this one anyway.)

Yep, that's all, one guy's kids and servants, and even those were on a contract basis so God could test Job. Not so good for the Prince of All Evil™.[1]

So, who seems to be the nicer one? God or Satan?


YOU BE THE JUDGE..

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05-16-2010, 02:25 PM
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Satan is busy misguiding people. But why are Christians converting to Islam to an extent that Muslims will be the dominant people in the near future. Just get surprised with this book titled “They are either Extremely Smart or Extremely Ignorant” found for free from here:http://extremelysmart.wordpress.com/download-my-book/
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05-16-2010, 02:34 PM (This post was last modified: 05-16-2010 02:49 PM by azurescen.)
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You know. Im not like this at all. I think God is God and Satan is Satan. As far as God is concerned he is in control of Satan, and as far as Satan is concerned he is in control of God.

Opposites don't exactly need to fight, in order to exist. Fight they may, but I would see it more of a testament to creative abilities and not a place where death exists.

Satan surely only is happy within hell, as with God in heaven, why would they need to even look at each other?

I'm serious about not listening to anyone but Jesus, and basically the fact that the bible more points into the direction of history than could ever be seen as true history.

Like the truth is, early man is savage and quite stupid. They thought dieing was going to lead to greatness in the end, and eventually only lived for extremely misguided reasons. Think, on one side we have Socrates, who died for the reason that he learned of the ultimate existence of the soul, and knew that when they killed him he would still be aware. So he became unruly and chose to scare the people into killing him. On the other side we have anyone else alive(other than adam and jesus) who died for the reason of blaming God in the end. This is the truth, people here back than seriously thought that they were in control and thus alive so that God would have to do something for them, and made their lives tools of trying to force someone to do everything for them. A waste of time, a HUGE one in aspect to the fact that only last century people began to change.

Jesus was as a mirage of the future, he is the only man other than the first who did not see life as something that they were there for in order to have someone else live it for them. The reason is Satan's need for existence within this universe, and yet both Eve, and early white man(other than adam and jesus) Saw Satan as a tool to keep themselves from being responsible for life.
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05-16-2010, 04:15 PM
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(05-16-2010 02:34 PM)azurescen Wrote:  You know. Im not like this at all. I think God is God and Satan is Satan. As far as God is concerned he is in control of Satan, and as far as Satan is concerned he is in control of God.

Opposites don't exactly need to fight, in order to exist. Fight they may, but I would see it more of a testament to creative abilities and not a place where death exists.

Satan surely only is happy within hell, as with God in heaven, why would they need to even look at each other?

I'm serious about not listening to anyone but Jesus, and basically the fact that the bible more points into the direction of history than could ever be seen as true history.

Like the truth is, early man is savage and quite stupid. They thought dieing was going to lead to greatness in the end, and eventually only lived for extremely misguided reasons. Think, on one side we have Socrates, who died for the reason that he learned of the ultimate existence of the soul, and knew that when they killed him he would still be aware. So he became unruly and chose to scare the people into killing him. On the other side we have anyone else alive(other than adam and jesus) who died for the reason of blaming God in the end. This is the truth, people here back than seriously thought that they were in control and thus alive so that God would have to do something for them, and made their lives tools of trying to force someone to do everything for them. A waste of time, a HUGE one in aspect to the fact that only last century people began to change.

Jesus was as a mirage of the future, he is the only man other than the first who did not see life as something that they were there for in order to have someone else live it for them. The reason is Satan's need for existence within this universe, and yet both Eve, and early white man(other than adam and jesus) Saw Satan as a tool to keep themselves from being responsible for life.


MTDNA Adam and Eve, were not white, by the way.


they came from Africa..........

and neither were the Sumerian Adam and Eve, they came from mesopotamia....


You have a nice Fantasy world you live in, but it does no good to have a fantasy world, and then use names from other fantasy worlds in your fantasy world

especially since those names your using have "specific" meanings in there own fantasies.


Your only confusing yourself....

and trust me,,,you are confused.....


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