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I am the Messiah, the son of God
01-18-2010, 04:57 PM
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I am the Messiah, the son of God
Even if I have it with joy and love that I extend to mankind perpetual motion and the possibility of eradicating hunger: http://www.agriculturegaia.com
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01-18-2010, 06:00 PM
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RE: I am the Messiah, the son of God
so are you the second coming christ ?.
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01-18-2010, 10:08 PM
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Are you the Gatekeeper? Because I am the Keymaster.

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01-18-2010, 11:23 PM
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There is no GTseng3. There is only Zuul.

I'm back baby! Thanks for everyone who sent me PMs asking what had happened to me.
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01-19-2010, 06:31 AM
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Who is the wife of God? how many people attended the wedding???who was the ring bearer
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01-19-2010, 09:45 AM (This post was last modified: 01-19-2010 09:47 AM by Parousia.)
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(01-19-2010 06:31 AM)TruthWon Wrote:  Who is the wife of God? how many people attended the wedding???who was the ring bearer

I see where this is going. Rolleyes

Humor Forum, here we come.

EDIT: Sam was also a ring bearer if only for a little while.
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01-19-2010, 10:28 AM
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but was not keen to hand it back!!! , typical dont let boy do a mans job .
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01-19-2010, 06:17 PM
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God married the prophetess Andraste upon her death and ascension, where she now rests at the right hand of the Maker. And as she spake, when the Chant is sung from the four corners of the earth the Maker will once again return to us.

(I have been playing way too much Dragon Age).

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01-20-2010, 08:48 AM
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(01-19-2010 06:17 PM)GTseng3 Wrote:  God married the prophetess Andraste upon her death and ascension, where she now rests at the right hand of the Maker. And as she spake, when the Chant is sung from the four corners of the earth the Maker will once again return to us.

(I have been playing way too much Dragon Age).

Obama, Biden and Hillary Clinton get killed in a plane crash and are now standing before the Throne of God.

God says, "Who are you?"

"I'm Barack Obama, President of the United States"

God reples, "Very impressive, come sit here at my right hand."
"And who are you?

"I'm Joe Biden, Vice President."

"Very impressive, come sit here at my left hand."
"And who are you?"

"I'm Hillary Clinton and you're in my seat."
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01-20-2010, 02:02 PM
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Gozer is a woman? What an odd hairdue.
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