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Philosophy
08-27-2009, 09:39 PM
Post: #1
Philosophy
"The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it."

- Bertrand Russell
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08-27-2009, 10:00 PM
Post: #2
RE: Philosophy
Cartesian Evil Genius Alert:

The reader is advised that he or she may be subject to an illusion
generated by an evil genius, and that his or her "sensory fibers" may
be falsely manipulated at any time with neither advance warning nor
any possible legal remedy.

Philosopher-General's Existentialist Tobacco Products Label:

Warning! this product has been found to cause cancer and emphysema,
and to lead to increased likelihood of strokes and heart
disease. However, as the Universe is a soulless waste inhabited by
unthinking machines it doesn't matter in the least whether you smoke
or not. Go ahead, light up, it's all the same to me if you live or
die.

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08-27-2009, 10:06 PM
Post: #3
RE: Philosophy
(08-27-2009 10:00 PM)GTseng3 Wrote:  Cartesian Evil Genius Alert:

The reader is advised that he or she may be subject to an illusion
generated by an evil genius, and that his or her "sensory fibers" may
be falsely manipulated at any time with neither advance warning nor
any possible legal remedy.

The cake is a lie.
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08-27-2009, 10:49 PM
Post: #4
RE: Philosophy
But Pi is a constant.

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08-28-2009, 07:24 AM (This post was last modified: 08-28-2009 07:25 AM by Parousia.)
Post: #5
RE: Philosophy
(08-27-2009 10:49 PM)GTseng3 Wrote:  But Pi is a constant.

That's irrational. Pi are round. Sicilian Pi are square.
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08-28-2009, 12:24 PM
Post: #6
RE: Philosophy
I thought area Pi are squared.

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08-28-2009, 03:40 PM
Post: #7
RE: Philosophy
(08-28-2009 12:24 PM)GTseng3 Wrote:  I thought area Pi are squared.

Too much Pi can affect one's circumference.
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08-28-2009, 03:53 PM
Post: #8
RE: Philosophy
But no Pi at all is for squares.

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08-29-2009, 06:25 AM
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RE: Philosophy
(08-28-2009 03:53 PM)GTseng3 Wrote:  But no Pi at all is for squares.

Urban legend has it that Alabama sliced a bit off Pi. (Talk about squares! )
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08-29-2009, 09:15 AM
Post: #10
RE: Philosophy
Not as square as Wyoming or Colorado.

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