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Ten Commandment Lowdown
05-27-2010, 11:55 AM (This post was last modified: 05-27-2010 11:58 AM by azurescen.)
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Ten Commandment Lowdown
I
Thou Shalt Call Me, Jim, God
II
Thou Shalt Communicate All Thou has Created
III
Thou Shalt Respect My AuthorityIV
Thou Shalt Keep the Day Sabbath(blessed)(I only care about you when you are awake)
V
Thou Shalt Honor Those in Gods Glory(Giving To Me)
VI
Thou Shalt Not Kill
VII
Thou Shalt Not Think or Speak About/To Another Mans Woman
VIII
Thou Shalt Not Steal
IX
Thou Shalt Not Testify Wrongly Against Fellow Human
X
Thou Shalt Not Want What Another Owns

Untill October 28, 2011 The devil Upholds the first 5, and Arch Angel Michael For the Last 5.
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05-28-2010, 08:10 AM
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RE: Ten Commandment Lowdown
Do people pay for this attempt at comedy???????????????LOL Big Grin
Oh I thought I got one of your telepathic messages last night.
But then I had a FART and felt much better ...............hahahahahha Big Grin

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05-28-2010, 08:34 AM
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(05-28-2010 08:10 AM)kevlar Wrote:  Do people pay for this attempt at comedy???????????????LOL Big Grin
Oh I thought I got one of your telepathic messages last night.
But then I had a FART and felt much better ...............hahahahahha Big Grin

LOL, kevlar!
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05-28-2010, 01:38 PM
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RE: Ten Commandment Lowdown
lol............why do you read it?
and most of all
How do you exist as a body willing to be seen? It is only prying eyes who are watching you spew your garbage.....why is it that you hold all that inside and still think your able to change your self view??? You make the planet feel like it did something to you....and yet you only choose to be here.
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05-29-2010, 12:55 AM
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I used to have a pet gobeldygook, unfortunately one of his rear wings became ossitified when he jumped over a raving brook and as everyone knows a gobeldygook with an ossitified rear wing becomes permanently bewildered.
So being the humanitarian I am, I sent him off to "blueboy" and I'm happy to see he's still going strong. You must be feeding him well. Big Grin

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06-09-2010, 05:05 PM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2010 05:08 PM by hillbilly.)
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(05-29-2010 12:55 AM)kevlar Wrote:  I used to have a pet gobeldygook, unfortunately one of his rear wings became ossitified when he jumped over a raving brook and as everyone knows a gobeldygook with an ossitified rear wing becomes permanently bewildered.
So being the humanitarian I am, I sent him off to "blueboy" and I'm happy to see he's still going strong. You must be feeding him well. Big Grin
......kevlar , you dont have to send them to "blue boy" , i had a pair of gobeldygooks.....a gooket and a gook , the gook lost his tale feathers and all they have done since , is permanetly mate.....now i have a fridge full of them!!......want some?....for free!!! .
(06-09-2010 05:05 PM)hillbilly Wrote:  
(05-29-2010 12:55 AM)kevlar Wrote:  I used to have a pet gobeldygook, unfortunately one of his rear wings became ossitified when he jumped over a raving brook and as everyone knows a gobeldygook with an ossitified rear wing becomes permanently bewildered.
So being the humanitarian I am, I sent him off to "blueboy" and I'm happy to see he's still going strong. You must be feeding him well. Big Grin
......kevlar , you dont have to send them to "blue boy" , i had a pair of gobeldygooks.....a gooket and a gook , the gook lost his tale feathers and all they have done since , is permanetly mate.....now i have a fridge full of them!!......want some?....for free!!! .
.......p.s . heres a tip , dont put them in the fridge......they seem to have passion for ice-cream .
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06-11-2010, 03:05 PM
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RE: Ten Commandment Lowdown
THIRTEEN COMMANDMENTS

13 COMMANDMENTS
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06-11-2010, 03:41 PM
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(06-11-2010 03:05 PM)azurescen Wrote:  
THIRTEEN COMMANDMENTS

13 COMMANDMENTS

Do I hear 18 commandments?

Eighteen?

Eighteen?

Going once!

Going twice.............
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06-11-2010, 08:29 PM
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sorry ZOMBIE!!! lol....17 comes next silly
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06-14-2010, 10:03 PM
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RE: Ten Commandment Lowdown
I'm a fan of George Carlin's three comandments:

1) Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anybody
2) Thou shalt always be honest and faithful, especially to the provider of thy nookie
3) Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself
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