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The Fruit God Loves You All
08-20-2013, 12:12 PM
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Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
Hello, I am here to spread a new belief to the rest of the world, Fruitology. Fruitology is a new religion stemming from nothing at all, we believe in tolerance, peace and not being hypocritical, unlike the Christian Zealots which plague our society. We believe in the Fruit God, who's favorite food: Fruit, is a gift from the god itself. We stand for equality and being united as one, instead of being separated and arguing for years on end.

The Fruit God's bounty is said to be consumed by all, even though most do not believe in him, he still loves and cares for them by offering his Fruits, which we pick off trees, or the berries off the bushes. We believe in an eternal afterlife of everything you would ever want (A sort of Heaven I guess) for all those who did good in life (or at least gave an honest effort) regardless of religion, and a terrible fate of imprisonment in a realm of black nothingness for an eternity for those who gave no effort to do good in life. That is right, we do not care if you are Atheist, Christian, or Muslim, we all believe if you do good you ascend into a peaceful afterlife no matter your religion, but believing does add extra things to the afterlife, which I will tell you after you join! This differs from a Christians belief where if you do not believe in their exact sect of Christianity, that you would "Go to Hell", even if you did good deeds.

So please! Show that you support the great Fruit God, and become a Fruitologist today!
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08-20-2013, 12:15 PM
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
where do i sign up?

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08-20-2013, 12:16 PM
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
(08-20-2013 12:15 PM)KAYSER Wrote:  where do i sign up?

Right here

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08-20-2013, 12:19 PM
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
ok, sign me up, and tell me the extra credit that is in the afterlife

oh, so what am i now
Muslfruit?

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08-20-2013, 12:20 PM (This post was last modified: 08-20-2013 12:21 PM by LovesYouAll.)
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
(08-20-2013 12:19 PM)KAYSER Wrote:  ok, sign me up, and tell me the extra credit that is in the afterlife

oh, so what am i now
Muslfruit?


No, you keep your original name!

Now support us by spreading the religion across the world!


(I'm serious here.)

The extra credit in the afterlife is you are able to relive your life as much as you want.
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08-20-2013, 12:22 PM (This post was last modified: 08-20-2013 12:25 PM by KAYSER.)
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
you didn't tell me about the extra credit as you promissed!!!!

(do you think i am joking)!!

(08-20-2013 12:20 PM)LovesYouAll Wrote:  The extra credit in the afterlife is you are able to relive your life as much as you want.

I live forever in the afterlife i am a muslim, so what is the difference?

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08-20-2013, 12:28 PM
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
(08-20-2013 12:22 PM)KAYSER Wrote:  
you didn't tell me about the extra credit as you promissed!!!!

(do you think i am joking)!!

(08-20-2013 12:20 PM)LovesYouAll Wrote:  The extra credit in the afterlife is you are able to relive your life as much as you want.

I live forever in the afterlife i am a muslim, so what is the difference?

The difference is that your eternal afterlife is boring.
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08-20-2013, 12:34 PM
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
(08-20-2013 12:28 PM)LovesYouAll Wrote:  The difference is that your eternal afterlife is boring.
So, if I get bored, what do i do? die?

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08-20-2013, 12:37 PM
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
(08-20-2013 12:34 PM)KAYSER Wrote:  
(08-20-2013 12:28 PM)LovesYouAll Wrote:  The difference is that your eternal afterlife is boring.
So, if I get bored, what do i do? die?

You never die.
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08-20-2013, 12:38 PM
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RE: Fruitology: The Fruit God loves you all!
(08-20-2013 12:37 PM)LovesYouAll Wrote:  
(08-20-2013 12:34 PM)KAYSER Wrote:  
(08-20-2013 12:28 PM)LovesYouAll Wrote:  The difference is that your eternal afterlife is boring.
So, if I get bored, what do i do? die?

You never die.

So what hapens if I get bord of the afterlife life?

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