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Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
02-08-2009, 02:54 PM (This post was last modified: 02-08-2009 02:56 PM by God Rocks.)
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Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
All physics textbooks should include this warning label:

“This textbook contains material on Gravity. Universal Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding the natural law of attraction. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.”

The Universal Theory of Gravity is often taught in schools as a “fact,” when in fact it is not even a good theory.

I hope you've realized that this is a parody by now. I thought this article was pretty good. Tongue You can read the whole thing at http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/p67.htm

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02-08-2009, 07:42 PM
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RE: Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
The alternative theory is that Matter sucks.

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02-08-2009, 08:26 PM
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RE: Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
Ha! Awesome! Big Grin

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02-09-2009, 02:29 AM (This post was last modified: 02-09-2009 02:30 AM by Pilgrim.)
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RE: Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
*Just crax up!* Dang! Well at least it'll make it easier getting up in the morning! Thanx bro. I needed a good belly laugh. Big Grin

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02-09-2009, 02:48 AM (This post was last modified: 02-09-2009 08:15 AM by smellycat.)
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RE: Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
is gravity the magnetic poles ,forcing it circumfrence to the earths core.?also when was the last time the poles switched from - to +.or is this ficticious.?

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02-09-2009, 11:50 AM (This post was last modified: 02-09-2009 11:52 AM by Anglican.)
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RE: Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
(02-09-2009 02:48 AM)smellycat Wrote:  is gravity the magnetic poles ,forcing it circumfrence to the earths core.?also when was the last time the poles switched from - to +.or is this ficticious.?

Although there is an ongoing attempt to find a connection, at the moment it seems that gravity and magnetism are two unrelated forces. The earth's magnetic field switches polarity once every half million years or so.
(02-08-2009 02:54 PM)God Rocks Wrote:  All physics textbooks should include this warning label:

“This textbook contains material on Gravity. Universal Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding the natural law of attraction. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.”

The Universal Theory of Gravity is often taught in schools as a “fact,” when in fact it is not even a good theory.

I hope you've realized that this is a parody by now. I thought this article was pretty good. Tongue You can read the whole thing at http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/p67.htm

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"Well, the things which don't come down again are no longer here."
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02-12-2009, 08:43 PM
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RE: Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
(02-09-2009 11:50 AM)Anglican Wrote:  "Have you heard the evolutionary theory of why things fall to the ground?"

"No, what is it?"

"Well, the things which don't come down again are no longer here."

Ha, ha, that's a good one.

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02-12-2009, 08:52 PM
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RE: Warning: Gravity is “Only a Theory”
lulz........
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