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What Chirst(a female) said to Satan over a Cup of Coffe last Night!
11-05-2009, 02:56 AM
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What Chirst(a female) said to Satan over a Cup of Coffe last Night!
Please Note: "LOL to the Google Power!"


So Christ was sitting getting really lonely cause she hadn't had any "hot dogs" in quite some time.
So she called up her old pall the Devil and they went out for a date at their local Star Bucks.

"So Satan", said She-Christ to the He-Devil!

"Yeah what" Satan replied while sipping his Coffee.

She-Christ goes "well I was thinking want to go get a Hotel Satan, I mean it is Sunday and I need to get some any way you know what I mean."
To which Satan was like is this really happening!

That night Satan ran out of a Hotel room yelling, "Why do you always turn into a man when I turn into a Woman you, you Messiah I wanted to be two Women!"
He-Christ ran after Her-Satan and yelled "well because I am Christ so I can't do this unless we are a different sex."

Satan ran away Crying, "I even Married You just to get in your pants too!"
She-Christ became depressed until one day she was snagged on a fisherman's hook and he decided to keep her.(That Fisherman was Petter the Apostle, LOL I said Petter!)

"Hidden underneath the stoned cold surface of every Pious Person lays buried a Kinky Pervert, Stop bringing shovels, Where not digging!"-Azrael
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02-09-2010, 10:41 AM
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RE: What Chirst(a female) said to Satan over a Cup of Coffe last Night!
Can you please stop making jokes a bout prophets please
you are a clever man
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02-09-2010, 10:49 AM
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RE: What Chirst(a female) said to Satan over a Cup of Coffe last Night!
WTF wtf wtf
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02-09-2010, 10:53 AM (This post was last modified: 02-09-2010 07:47 PM by Parousia.)
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Wait........what?
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02-09-2010, 05:34 PM (This post was last modified: 02-09-2010 05:35 PM by Holy Babylon.)
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RE: What Chirst(a female) said to Satan over a Cup of Coffe last Night!
Not laughing. I don't know if such a good "Christian" like yourself should be even making jokes like these. :|
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02-11-2010, 04:40 PM
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RE: What Chirst(a female) said to Satan over a Cup of Coffe last Night!
I enjoyed it, although I too have to say wtf?!?
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10-17-2010, 04:25 AM
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RE: What Chirst(a female) said to Satan over a Cup of Coffe last Night!
I was scared and confused.

If everyone was thinking the same thing, then no one would be thinking at all.
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10-17-2010, 04:49 AM
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The moral of this thread is that blasphemy's like satire - if you've got your target clearly defined enough you don't need an actual joke.
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10-17-2010, 04:50 AM
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So it was a humorless joke, cause I tried to read it again, and was more confused the second time I read it.

If everyone was thinking the same thing, then no one would be thinking at all.
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10-18-2010, 12:53 PM
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Azrael is quite a special poster. I do hope he's ok, as he's a nice kid.
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