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What Nationality Was Jesus?
03-13-2009, 05:05 AM
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What Nationality Was Jesus?
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
Even dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

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03-13-2009, 11:49 AM
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RE: What Nationality Was Jesus?
Hehe, very nice. Big Grin

If you should see evident sins or defects, draw out of those thorns the rose; perceiving, moreover, that such apparent sinners may frequently have a good intention, for no one can judge the secrets of the heart of man.
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03-24-2009, 06:26 AM
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RE: What Nationality Was Jesus?
*Falls off my chair laughin'!* Brilliant! Big Grin

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03-24-2009, 08:52 AM
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RE: What Nationality Was Jesus?
Big Grin LOL Good one!

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07-03-2009, 04:26 AM
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RE: What Nationality Was Jesus?
Lol, "His first name was Jesus."
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10-24-2009, 09:11 PM
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RE: What Nationality Was Jesus?
Don't forget that his Apostles where most likely Capitalist.

Judas saw a chance for money and he took it!
Who wouldn't use such a good person to make a little bit of cash, I know Churches sure do!

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