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ZOMBOism
05-13-2010, 07:20 AM
Post: #1
ZOMBOism
THIS IS A NATIVE AMERICAN RELIGION RECENTLY DISCOVERED BY TWO TEENAGE ARCHEOLIGIST BY THE NAMES H. JABLOWME AND P. FANTASTIKO WHO UNEARTHED WHAT IS LEFT OF THE ZOMBOS. THROUGH EXTENSIVE STUDIES OF THE REMAINS OF THIS LONG LOST CIVILIZATION THERE HAS BEEN DISCOVERIES OF THEIR BELEIFS AND JUSTICE SYSTEM.

BELIEFS.
1 ZOMBO "IS" THE ENTITY
2 ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE THROUGH ZOMBO
3 ALL OTHER RELIGIONS ARE ASPECTS OF ZOMBOCOM
3.5 THERE IS NO WORD FOR IMPOSSIBLE IN THE LANGUAGE ZOMBOAN
4 THE UNATTAINABLE IS UNKNOWN (THAT MEAN YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT)

JUSTICE SYSTEM.
1 IGNORANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED (VIOLATERS WILL BE STONED)
2 MURDERERS SHALL BE TORTURED BY DIFFERENT METHODS TIL DEATH
3 THE COLOR BLUE IS THE MARK OF THE UNDERLORD
4 HOMOSEXUALS ARE BURNT AT THE STAKE (BECAUSE THEY ARE WITCHES)
5 EVERYONE MUST MEET THE QUOTA OF CONSUMING 52 MCNUGGETS A DAY
6 BEING A LOSER IS OUTLAWED

P.S. CAPS LOCK IS BROKE
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05-13-2010, 01:47 PM
Post: #2
RE: ZOMBOism
rofl

for those who have no idea what's going on, he's referencing http://www.zombo.com, quite possibly my favorite website

of course, he's also trolling
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05-13-2010, 09:40 PM
Post: #3
RE: ZOMBOism
some trolling rises to the level of art?
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05-14-2010, 01:42 PM
Post: #4
RE: ZOMBOism
Shy YES MY TROLLING IS AN ARTFORM AND I HAVE FOUND MYSELF ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THESE RULES AND I'D LIKE IT IF MANY OTHERS DID ASWELL

MUCH ZOMBO LOVE TO ALL THE FOLLOWERS
PRAISE BE TO ZOMBOPraise
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07-06-2010, 01:23 PM
Post: #5
RE: ZOMBOism
Hah! I hadn't even seen this thread before, it was during my hiatus.

But you know, Geoff, I can forgive him his trolling. Zombo.com makes trolling possible. At Zombo.com anything is possible.

I'm back baby! Thanks for everyone who sent me PMs asking what had happened to me.
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07-16-2010, 03:42 PM
Post: #6
RE: ZOMBOism
Zombo is really, really weird. Funny.

make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com
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